Pull a tissue.
Hear a toot.
Meet the Toot Duck: a big, soft plush duck that serves tissues straight from its behind. Hang it in the car, set it on a desk, and watch everyone lose it.
Get your Toot Duck $27.99- Free shipping to Canada & USA
- 7-day money-back guarantee
- Tracked delivery
Instant laugh
The joke lands every single time someone grabs a tissue.
The toot
A little toot sound when you pull. Yes, really.
Car or home
Snaps onto any headrest or grab handle, or sits on a desk.
Gift-ready
Perfect for Secret Santa, white elephant and stockings.
Ready in 10 seconds
Unzip the back
A hidden zipper opens the pouch inside the duck.
Load your tissues
Slide in a soft pack of tissues and feed the first one through the back.
Hang & enjoy
Snap it to a headrest or handle, and let the toots begin.
Every room it walks into
It's useful every day, which is why it never ends up in the junk drawer.
Road trips
Back-seat passengers will never ask for a tissue the same way again.
Under the tree
The gift everyone remembers from Christmas morning.
At the office
The desk accessory your coworkers will keep borrowing.
Secret Santa
Win the white elephant. Everyone will want to steal it.
MONEY
BACK
Laugh or your money back
If the Toot Duck doesn't make you (or them) laugh, contact us within 7 days of delivery for a full refund. Every order ships with tracking.
Your questions, answered
How long does shipping take?
Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and usually arrive in 7–15 business days. Order today and expect it around Nov 13 – Nov 21. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as it ships.
Is shipping really free?
Yes. Standard shipping is free to Canada and the USA, with no minimum order.
What tissues does it fit?
It's designed for soft-pack facial tissues and pocket packs. Hard cardboard tissue boxes won't fit inside.
How does it attach in the car?
It has snap straps that wrap around a headrest post or a grab handle. You can also just set it on a desk, nightstand or counter.
How big is it?
About 50 cm (20 in) long. Big enough to get noticed, soft enough to hug.
What if I don't love it?
Contact us within 7 days of delivery and we'll make it right with a full refund.